Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
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Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
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We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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