I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
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