Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
He is an equal opportunity slut.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
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