have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
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