My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Randomize
