I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
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I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
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Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
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