Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
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We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
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Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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