The first thing on our $10,000 damage bill was "condoms in the main drain"
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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