she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
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