sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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