I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
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sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
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He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
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