so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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