she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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