dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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