I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
Randomize
