I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
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I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
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Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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