Whod you bang
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
So much rum. So many feels.
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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