Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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