This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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