I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
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Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
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I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.