please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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