he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.