Who wears a wallet chain?!
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
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I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
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You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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