That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
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