What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
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