Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
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so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
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I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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