even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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