just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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