Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
The adults are the big ones right?
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