Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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