what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
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halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
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Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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