i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
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We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
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Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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