Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Everything about him screamed your future.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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