Just mADE A PArabola og urine
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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