its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
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She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
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I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
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