Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
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