Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
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