Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
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