In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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