He uses pillows to masturbate.
The best revenge is premature balding
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
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I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
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so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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