if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
Randomize
