we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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