i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Someone shattered a urinal.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
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