Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
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