I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
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