You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
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