Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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