So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
