Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
Never underestimate the power of titties
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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