so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
We got so high we made milksteak
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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