I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
