He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
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Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
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Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
Found your dick twin last night
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
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