i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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