I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
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The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
And then my night got REAL pukey
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The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
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