I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
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