Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
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I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
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I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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