I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
Xanax induced break ups are the best. Since I'm a professional fiancee, I'm going to break up with them on Xanax from now on. It didn't hurt one tiiiiiny bit.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
Randomize